The other day my friend and I went out clubbing and danced our little booties off. I have never been good at dancing (and never will be) but I try, and I tried so hard to pop, drop, and lock it (or is it the other way around?). Unfortunately, years of soccer and silly rough housing has ruined my knees and I just can’t get back up.
And now something that has been pondered again and again by various people who have no gangsta in them is why do they wear their pants so low? With their cheeks hanging out and the crotch of their pants down to their knees, its not practical in the least.
Now with both of these things in mind, put them together and TA DA! I get a ride back up and still get to be sexy! Its so simple, I still get to try shaking it all the way down, and the very nice man grinding behind me gives me a lift on the low hanging crotch of his pants. HOORAY!








